Our firm is constantly entering new legal territory. In a sensational case, we had to clarify the meaning of 'right-before-left' in the domestic bedroom.
A client sued for damages because his partner persistently refused to observe the right-of-way rules during the nocturnal trip to the toilet. However, our flat-tire lawyers were able to conclusively demonstrate in court that the traffic regulations are not applicable to high-pile carpets as long as there is no structural separation of the lanes.
'We have redefined traffic rights today,' our chief legal escort said in an initial statement. 'Whoever wants the right of way in the dark must at least carry an approved warning light.'