The Whores & Sons Boutique
Exclusive merchandise for clients and flat-tire lawyers.
Premium T-Shirt 'Nuttare'
Black premium shirt with a subtle golden logo embroidery on the chest. For a sovereign appearance in court.
Flat-Tire Lawyer Polo-Shirt
Dark blue polo shirt. Breathable, just in case the negotiation gets a bit heated.
Chambers Mug
Classic white mug with firm logo. Perfect for the morning coffee after a long night of files.
Whiskey Glass 'Precedent'
Heavy crystal glass with logo engraving. Because some cases are unbearable when sober.
Fountain Pen 'Signature'
Heavy fountain pen with gold nib. This is how you sign cease-and-desist declarations in style.
Silk Tie 'HS'
Dark blue premium silk with subtle golden HS logo. For the perfect first impression in court. Also available in court-white.
HS-Cosmograph 'Zeitwert'
Exclusive platinum chronograph with ice-blue dial and brown ceramic bezel. When time is literally money.
HS-President 'Client'
18k Everose gold with olive green dial and finest diamond setting. The undisputed boss in the courtroom.
HS-Master 'Meteor'
White gold diver's watch with a dial made of real meteorite rock and a red-blue bezel. Keeps tight, even with deep insights.
HS 'Safe-Cracker' 3.5T
Our 'compact model' for narrow city traffic. Environmental protection is a priority here: Thanks to the hard-to-degrade lead-zinc-carbon battery, you can charge from 10 to 90% in 5 minutes at our firm's rapid chargers. Guaranteed to leave a lasting impression – and footprint.
HS 'Suburb-Tyrant' 5.0T
For the inconspicuous trip to the organic bakery. A 5-ton statement of absolute superiority on the road. The revolutionary lead-zinc-carbon technology draws so much power during the 5-minute charging process (10-90%) that the street lighting briefly dims.
HS 'Climate-Conscience' 7.5T
Three rows of seats for the entire flat-tire lawyer team. Unfortunately requires a truck driver's license. The gigantic lead-zinc-carbon battery charges in a record-breaking 5 minutes – provided you connect this electric car directly to a local coal power plant.