All Precedents

The archive of our flat-tire lawyers

The Case of the Missing Turn Signal
May 15, 2026

The Case of the Missing Turn Signal

Why BMW drivers in the fast lane are always acquitted in court.

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Traffic Rights: The New Dimension
May 02, 2026

Traffic Rights: The New Dimension

Our flat-tire lawyer explains why right-before-left does not apply in the bedroom.

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Successful Lawsuit Against Cyclist
April 18, 2026

Successful Lawsuit Against Cyclist

Whores & Sons wins record sum for SUV owner startled by a bicycle bell.

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Legal Escorts in Action
April 05, 2026

Legal Escorts in Action

How a simple notarization in the backseat of an S-Class made legal history.

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